
help!! THE CURSE!! it’s coming!! Run...!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! Ok, for those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, let me tell you what day it is: 14th July.... aka the day the curse was born!!! Ahhhh!!!! Ok, in other words... its Sing Joo’s birthday!! And as we all know, Sing Joo is “the curse” because she gives people bad luck!! SERIOUSLY!!! Last year, me, thijhay and lee yen were conquer crazy (you know, the game you used to play when you were in primary school using maths buku latihan paper with the “x” and the “.”) and sing joo would watch us play... it didn’t bother us at first but once her “curse” began, we regretted ever making friends with her... she would come and sit there and give bad luck to one of the players... for example, me and thijhay are playing conquer and as usual, the pro aka thijhay would be winning... but then sing joo comes in and she says “I want thijhay to loose and canesha to win!! Hahaha...” and then thijhay starts loosing and i start to win (which is like IMPOSSIBLE because NOONE can beat thijhay!!!) and let me tell you, that was not the first time it happened... every time sing joo comes when we play conquer, it happens!! Im serious!! Thats how the “sing joo is bad luck” thing came around!! And it was all because of thijhay rau (or as i like to call him, the “rau rau boy”...lol...) we even had “anti-curse” stickers and crap like that... (Surprisingly, it actually worked!! Ok, it didn’t really work but it’s better to be safe than to get cursed by the bad-luck girl)...
Ok, enough about that... let me tell you about all the bad luck people in my class were having:
Our whole class: of all the classes in the school, ouy class kena spot check today that lasted for more than 30 minutes!! -luckily, me and lee yen escaped it!! we ponteng in the library!! it's good to be a librarian... lol...
Lee Yen: merajuk because someone threw a leaf at her- it caused T.R.Gang to almost break up...
Shragu: his fridge door broke
Ther Chuen: hit his head on the table
Kishern (form 1H): fell down
Aina: kena slapped by someone- it made her cry
Thijhay: kena ejek like shit
Me: spilled a whole bottle of water on myself... (dun laugh!!)
Well, luckily today is coming to an end!!! No more bad luck for the rest of the year!!! Before I go, I would just like to remind you guys out there to beware of 14th July in the years to come!! Btw, no offence to Keashav (Nair) who’s birthday is also today!! Happy Birthday Keashav (Nair)... well, thats all for today!! I lazy to write some more.... and i bet half of you reading this is like already bored so, i think i’ll stop now... don’t want to kill you even more... haha!! Byeeee!!
-canny